Albert Gorebbels - Propaganda Minister
Poor Al Gore. His Big Lie hasn’t been getting the kind of repetition that he needs to fill his wallet with more of the only Green he’s really interested in since oil prices have displaced his propaganda. An Investor’s Business Daily poll was released showing that 73% of the polled adults think “fuel prices at the pump” are a bigger problem for the country than climate change. Bill Dupray, at PatriotRoom.com, recently hit it squarely on the nose! “You see, when gas prices are high, the Global Warming hoax reverts to what it was a couple of years ago: A quaint little side show of moonbats bumping into each other trying to figure out why nobody is paying attention to them.” What’s the nation’s self-appointed Propaganda Minister to do?
Well, Reich-Minister Gorebbels responded by jumping on his private jet, burning about 1,100 pounds of jet fuel, emitting more CO2 to the atmosphere than a typical family of three, and taking to the airwaves himself, stepping up his lunatic rants even further, now lying that we only have 10 years left! The sky is falling even faster than he has previously lied that it was falling, and we’re all going to die if we don’t pay homage to his propaganda and stop burning as much carbon-based fuel in a year than he does in a weekend!
As Gore’s propaganda-mentor, Joseph Goebbels, said ”
“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State.”
Well, Gore has noted that it will only cost us a mere $3,000,000,000,000 (three TRILLION dollars) to shield the people from the political and economic consequences of his lie. BUT…After we’ve spent more than the GDP of every nation on the planet except the US, Japan, Germany, and China, we can all sit back and say…WOW! Life really WAS so much better when we had reliable energy and cars that would go more than 100 miles on a half-day charge, and Gorebbels will have another HUGE chunk of that money sitting in his VERY GREEN bank account!


