The Nobel Prize Winner Shows his Jeanyus
Al Gore, that glittering jewel of hypocritical ignorance, has done it again!
After he was exposed last year for using 20 times more electricity than the average American household in just one of his houses, the Prophet of Global Warming Doom scrambled to make renovations to make that home more energy efficient. He did all the things he preaches that we all MUST do to save the planet from “man-made global warming” (now man-made global climate change since EVERY source shows cooling). He added solar panels, replaced his heating system with a geothermal system, threw out his eeeeeevil incandescent bulbs and replaced them with mercury filled squiggles, and changed out his windows and ductwork.
WOW! After all that, he MUST have really done his part to save the planet, huh? That’s what he tells us will happen, right?
WRONG! By following his own moronic demands, Gore INCREASED his electric consumption by 10%, 1,638 kilowatt hours PER MONTH! Most of us use less than 1,000 kWh per month, and his “green” renovations ADDED 1.6 TIMES our monthly consumption to his already gluttonous electric “footprint!” According to the Tennessee Center for Policy Research, the lying SOB of Global Warming fame now uses 17,768 kWh PER MONTH! He’s guzzling enough energy in that one home alone to power 232 US homes for a month! Remember that the next time he screams about your relatively invisible carbon footprint!
Gore apparently couldn’t be reached for comment because he was on his private jet, burning more carbon based fuel than most of us use in a year, flying off to demand that everyone else go back to the stone ages. He added about $100,000,000 to his personal fortune last year doing just that, which should prove to anyone capable of rational thought, that his propaganda has NOTHING to do with the environment and has EVERYTHING to do with amassing as much money as he can get his grubby mitts on. His spokesperson did, however, say “He R a jeanyus. How dare ya queshun Him?”
I wonder if any of the schools that have forced their captive audience full of malleable minds to watch Gore’s propaganda piece will even mention this. Yeah…Right…FAT CHANCE!
I wonder if our children and grandchildren will even remember that their ancestors were once free. If we don’t stand up and put propagandists like Gore and friends down, I fear they will have no such chance.


