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Stock Up on Patriot Bulbs

June 27, 2008 By: CO2 Liberator Category: Really Inconvenient Truths 2 Comments →

Time is running out!

The incandescent light bulb has been declared illegal! In less than four years, the Tyrannical Government of Amerika will officially begin outlawing the production and sale of those evil, light sources. DAMN that Thomas Edison! He set the entire earth on a path to destruction!

Luckily, at least for the moment, the all-powerful Government, may it be praised, has not announced plans to enter our houses or places of business and arrest those of us still using incandescent, forever after to be known as Patriot, bulbs. So, now is the time to stock up! Pick up a pack of Patriot Bulbs every time you see them on a store shelf! Build a shed in your back yard, add a room, fill up the attic, but don’t be caught by the tyranny of the environmental MINORITY! Stare the almighty Government in the face and proclaim “I am an ANTI-Green CRIMINAL!”

Don’t subject your family to the squiggly, horrendously expensive CFL, Compact Fluorescent Lights! Once again, the green whackaloons have not introduced their right hand to their left! They’ve bought into the Global Climate Change HOAX and forced Thomas Edison into the bin of historical arch-criminals, BUT they neglected to ask their other hand about the mercury inside those twisted abominations! What happens if we break one of those CFLs in our house? Think of the Children!!! Sob…sob…weep!

Instructions for cleaning up a broken CFL: (from the Meeker County Minnesota website)

1. Place all pieces of the broken fluorescent and HID lamps in a tightly sealed container

2. Isolate the spill:

  • Keep all people and pets away from the spill area.
  • If indoors, close all doors between the spill and the rest of the house and close all cold air returns so the mercury vapor is not carried throughout the house.
  • To help minimize the amount of mercury that vaporizes: turn down any heaters; turn up air conditioners; turn off fans in the spill area. Fans that vent air directly outdoors are good to use.

3. Call a poison control center if someone has ingested mercury or has been exposed to mercury vapors.

  • Call 911
  • Call your veterinarian if your pet is acting abnormally, and you suspect it has been exposed to mercury.

4. Ventilate the area.

  • For indoor spills, immediately open windows to the outdoors.
  • When possible, keep windows open for at least 2 days to ventilate the spill area.

5. Remove mercury from your shoes, clothing and skin.

  • If mercury touches your skin, shoes or clothing during the spill, stay still and have someone bring you a plastic trash bag and wet paper towels.
  • Wipe off visible mercury beads with the wet paper towels and put them into the trash bag. Check shirt pockets for mercury drops.
  • Remove your contaminated shoes and clothing and place into the trash bag. Seal the bag with tape.
  • Dispose of clothing properly (see Proper Disposal.)
  • Shower well.

WHEW!!! OK, Now, you’re ready to START!

6. Protect yourself:
Before beginning to cleanup a mercury spill:

  • Change into old clothing and shoes that you can dispose of if they become contaminated.
  • Remove all jewelry because mercury can adhere to the metal in jewelry.
  • Put on gloves, preferably rubber gloves, to keep mercury from getting under your fingernails and to protect agains broken glass, if present.
  • 7. Assemble your cleanup supplies.
    Keep in mind that everything that gets contaminated with mercury must be thrown away. Before starting the cleanup, collect the following:
    • gloves, preferably rubber gloves
    • small plastic bags, preferably zipper-style bags
    • large trash bags
    • large tray or box
    • paper towels (napkins, tissues or toilet paper can be used in place of paper towels)
    • two pieces of stiff paper, cardboard, single-edge razor blades, or a rubber squeegee (for pushing mercury beads)
    • duct tape, packing tape or masking tape
    • a wide mouth container, preferably plastic, with a tight-fitting lidOptional supplies:
    • dust pan
    • eyedropper
    • flashlight

    8. Clean up (recover) the mercury:
    On Hard Surfaces (countertops, linoleum, or tile floors)

  • Collect Broken Glass:
    • Working over a disposable tray or box, pick up the pieces of broken glass and place them on a paper towel.
    • Fold the paper towel, enclosing the glass shards, and place the folded paper towel in a plastic bag and seal.
    • Label the bas as Mercury Waste (see Proper Disposal.)
  • Collect Mercury:
    • Push the beads of mercury together using two razor blades, a stiff piece of paper, or cardboard. Use a flashlight to search for more mercury-the light will reflect off the shiny mercury beads and make it easier to see them.
    • Pick up the beads of mercury by pushing them into a dust pan or onto a stiff sheet of paper or cardboard. You can also use an eyedropper to collect beads of mercury.
    • Slowly and carefully, working over the tray or box, transfer the mercury into a wide mouth screw-top container. Put on the lid, seal the lid with tape, and label as Mercury.
    • Place the wide mouth container (contains the liquid mercury at this point) into a plastic bag and seal it. Place inside a second plastic bag and seal again. Label the outer bag as Mercury (see Proper Disposal.)
    • Pick up any remaining droplets and lgass pieces with the sticky side of the tape. You can also use a cotton ball or moist paper towel to pick up mercury beads in cracks and crevices. Again use a flashlight to look for mercury droplets in cracks and crevices.
    • Working in the tray or box, place the mercury-contaminated tape on a paper towel, fold, place in a plastic bag and seal it. Label the bag as Mercury Waste (see Proper Disposal.)
  • Collect Clean Up Supplies:
    • Place all items used for the clean up into a plastic bag, including tray or box, dust pan, paper, cardboard, tape, cotton balls, paper towels, and eyedropper. Seal the bag.
    • Place bag into a second plastic bag and seal the outer bag with tape.
    • Label the outer bas as Mercury Waste (see Proper Disposal.)

    On Disposable Porous Items Such as Rugs or Clothing

    • Cut mercury-contaminated areas out of the item or fold the contaminated item so the mercury is trapped inside.
    • Place the contaminated item and all items used for cleanup in a plastic bag.
    • Place bag into a second plastic bag and seal outer bag with tape.
    • Label the outer bas as Mercury Waste (see Proper Disposal).

    On Carpeting

    • On a large carpet, it is best to cut out the contaminated area:
      • Fold the cotaminated piece so the mercury is trapped inside.
      • Place the contaminated items and all items used for cleanup in a plastic bag.
      • Place bag into a second plastic bag and seal the outer bag with tape.
      • Label the outer bag as Mercury Waste (see Proper Disposal).
    • When it’s not possible or desireable to cut out the contaminated area of carpet:
      • Use cotton balls, moist paper towels or an eye dropper to pick up mercury.
      • Place all items used for the cleanup into a plastic bag.
      • Place bag into a second plastic bag, seal the outer bag with tape.
      • Label the outer bag Mercury Waste (see Proper Disposal).
    On Large Or Valuable Porous Items
    If mercury has been spilled on a valuable, porous item such as a sofa, oriental rug, or heirloom quilt, you may be able to follow this procedure:
    • Clean the item as much as possible using the techniques describes above.
    • Remove it from the home and store it in an unoccupied, warm, ventilated place for several months to allow the mercury to vaporize.
    • Hire a mercury cleanup contractor to test the item to see if all the mercury has vaporized.
    Cleanup In A Sink Or Drain
    If mercury is spilled into a sink full of water, the mercury will sink to the bottom of the basin. To recover the mercury:
    • Bail, siphon, or decant most of the water lying over the mercury.
    • Use an eyedropper to recover the mercury at the bottom of the sink. Don’t worry about recovering a little water with the mercury.
    • Slowly and carefully, working over the tray or box, pour the mercury into a wide mouth screw-top container. Put on the lid, seal the lid with tape, and label as Mercury.
    • Place the wide mouth container (contains the liquid mercury at this point) inside a plastic bag and seal it. Place inside a second plastic bag and seal again (see Proper Disposal.)
    If mercury has gone down a drain with a trap, any mercury that gets washed into the trap probably ends up there, rather than being washed down the pipe. Over time, the mercury either washes out of the trap or evaporates. Even though recovering mercury from a drain will bring you face-to-face with the mercury, it is recommended that homeowners try to recover mercury that has gone down a sink or drain. It is probably a better idea to try to carefully remove it than leave it in the drain or trap. By not recovering spilled mercury, some of the mercury will evaporate into your house where you can breathe it. Homeowners may need to remove the trap for other reasons anyway, such as to remove glass shards from a broken thermometer.Recover mercury from traps as follows:
    • With the tray or box below the trap, carefully remove the trap. The biggest risk in removing a mercury-containing trap is accidentally dumping the trap contents.
    • Slowly and carefully, working over the tray or box, pour the contents of the trap into a clear plastic bag and seal it.
    • Place inside a second plastic bag and seal it again.
    • Label the outer bag as Mercury Waste (see Proper Disposal).
    If mercury has gone down a drain that does not have a trap, such as a basement floor drain, one possible solution is to tray using a turkey baster to remove the mercury. If the turkey baster is able to extract some mercury:
    • Slowly and carefully, working over the tray or box, transfer the mercury into a wide mouth screw-top container. Put on the lid, seal the lid with tape, and label as Mercury.
    • Place the wide mouth container (contains the liquid mercury at this point) inside a plastic bag and seal it. Place inside a second plastic bag and seal again (see Proper Disposal.)
    Cleanup Outdoors
    • Using a disposable tool, scoop the mercury up with the surrounding dirt.
    • Put into plastic bags or screw top containers.
    • Seal the container lids or plastic bags with tape.
    • Label containers as Mercury Waste (see Proper Disposal.
    9. Remove your shoes and clothing.
    • Carefully place contaminated shoes and clothing into a trash bag.
    • Avoid touching anything that may have contacted mercury.
    • Seal the bag with tape (see Proper Disposal.)
    10. Store mercury wastes properly.
    • Store out of reach of children in a locked cupboard or on a high shelf until you can dispose of the wastes.
    • Store away from heat or flames.
    11. Immediately after the cleanup, wash your hands thoroughly and take a ANOTHER shower.

    12. Ventilate the area to the outdoors for at least 2 days after the cleanup.
    • Venitlate for more than two days if possible.
    • Some homes that have been heavily contaminated with a large mercury spill have required ventilation for three months after clean up.
    13. Properly dispose of the mercury and mercury-contaminated items.
    • See Proper Disposal
    14. Consult your doctor if you have any health concerns about mercury exposure.
    • Urine mercury tests can measure mercury levels in the body.
    • Mercury vapor badges can be used to measure the amount of mercury in the air.

    Oh…Almost Forgot…

    Proper Disposal

    • You cannot dispose of mercury. It must be reused or recycled.
    • Find a recycling center certified to deal with mercury or call your local HAZMAT service.

    There you go! Now, your little light bulb clean up is complete.


    WOW! Stock up on those Patriot Bulbs NOW. It would be easier to move out of your home, leaving all of your possessions behind, and raze the house than to go through that pain in the … well … you know.

    Chief NASA Global Warming Hoaxer Blows Gasket

    June 24, 2008 By: CO2 Liberator Category: Global Climate Change No Comments →

    NASA and Al Gore’s chief global warming hoaxer, Dr. James Hansen, has finally blown his gasket. In a speech to the National Press Club yesterday and in his posting to the ultra-left Huffington Post, Hansen suggested that those who do not agree with his apocalyptic rants should be “tried for high crimes against humanity and nature.” Hansen was speaking specifically of oil company executives, but left the door open to others who “choose to spread doubt about global warming.”

    So, now, like a small child and in the face of a decade of NO warming and a single year that wiped out the hundred years of supposed warming, the chief of NASA’s Goddard Institute for Space Studies has called for jailing those who don’t believe him. One can almost hear his little feet stomping as his blog post is read. Interestingly, Hansen went on to say “If [the oil CEOs] campaigns continue and ’succeed’ in confusing the public, I anticipate testifying against relevant CEOs in future public trials.” Given his own decades-long efforts to confuse the public, perhaps we should all testify against him in a future public trial.

    THEN…THEN…as if that wasn’t enough to confirm his complete loss of sanity, Hansen completely ignored the shift to “climate change” and went back to regurgitating his oft-repeated propaganda about the coming apocalypse of the warming that is not happening! “They’re coming to take him away, ha ha; They’re coming to take him away hee, hee…” Sorry…I just can’t seem to get that song out of my mind when these nuts begin spewing.

    Interestingly, Hansen’s rants about arresting those who speak out against his opinions, follow the announcement in the 2006 George Soros Foundations Network Report that:

    “James E. Hansen, the director of the Goddard Institute for Space Studies at NASA, protested attempts to silence him after officials at NASA ordered him to refer press inquiries to the public affairs office and required the presence of a public affairs representative at any interview. The Government Accountability Project, a whistleblower protection organization and OSI grantee, came to Hansen’s defense by providing legal and media advice. The campaign on Hansen’s behalf resulted in a decision by NASA to revisit its media policy.” (Emphasis mine)

    Hansen ranted and raved about the Bush administration’s attempts to silence him when the real story was that a 23-year old NASA public affairs intern sent an email warning Hansen over repeated violations of NASA’s official press policy, which requires the agency be notified prior to interviews. Hansen ADMITTED to violating the standing NASA policy, then continued whimpering that the Bush administration has tried to stop him from speaking out.

    Later in Soros’ annual report, in the Expenditures section for the USA, there’s a $720,000 grant for the “politicization of science.” Imagine that!!! The man who dedicated his life to destroying George Bush, has granted …someone… $720,000 to politicize science, and then comes little Jimmy Hansen crying that mean old President Bush has tried to silence his propaganda!

    Gee, Dr. Hansen. How much of that politicization of science grant did you receive to politicize your global warming hoax?

    While Hansen was publicly outed in 2006 for an error in his data that showed 1998 as the hottest year on record, he continues to ignore his own correction which showed 1934 as the hottest year, and continues to satisfy this politicization of science grant by repeating the erroneous data! Hansen’s own corrected data show 5 of the 10 warmest years on record now all occurring before World War II, yet he STILL sticks to his commitment to politicize science. Hansen made a name for himself by crying “The ice age is coming! The ice age is coming” in the early 70’s, shifted gears to apocalyptic rants about global warming (using the same causal factors???) in the 80’s, missed the political movement’s shift back to “climate change” in the last year or so, and has now slipped so far as to suggest that those who don’t believe his propaganda should be jailed for “high crimes against humanity and nature!” (Where is that law in the US Code by the way?)

    Call in the guys with the nice white jackets with the wrap-around arms. This nut’s really blown his gasket this time!

    2nd Democrat publicly calls for nationalizing the oil industry!

    June 18, 2008 By: CO2 Liberator Category: News No Comments →

    COMRADES!!!!

    The United States is almost gone! Long live the Communist Republic of Amerika!

    While Maxine Waters stumbled and bumbled and finally admitted her socialist agenda, Maurice Hinchey today proudly announced that today’s Democrat party considers Karl Marx the primary founding father!

    Link: sevenload.com

    Amazingly enough, after Hinchey is done, Neil Cavuto interviews an Obama-unist who ignorantly blathers out “Maybe the government’s taking it over because it never should have been private in the first place.”

    They aren’t even trying to hide their Marxism any longer. More than 30 years of socialist indoctrination centers instead of schools and total leftist control of the major media has created a populace too stupid to recognize the history of failure that defines Marxism!

    God HELP America!

    The Nobel Prize Winner Shows his Jeanyus

    June 18, 2008 By: CO2 Liberator Category: Global Climate Change, Really Inconvenient Truths No Comments →

    Al Gore, that glittering jewel of hypocritical ignorance, has done it again!

    After he was exposed last year for using 20 times more electricity than the average American household in just one of his houses, the Prophet of Global Warming Doom scrambled to make renovations to make that home more energy efficient. He did all the things he preaches that we all MUST do to save the planet from “man-made global warming” (now man-made global climate change since EVERY source shows cooling). He added solar panels, replaced his heating system with a geothermal system, threw out his eeeeeevil incandescent bulbs and replaced them with mercury filled squiggles, and changed out his windows and ductwork.

    WOW! After all that, he MUST have really done his part to save the planet, huh? That’s what he tells us will happen, right?

    WRONG! By following his own moronic demands, Gore INCREASED his electric consumption by 10%, 1,638 kilowatt hours PER MONTH! Most of us use less than 1,000 kWh per month, and his “green” renovations ADDED 1.6 TIMES our monthly consumption to his already gluttonous electric “footprint!” According to the Tennessee Center for Policy Research, the lying SOB of Global Warming fame now uses 17,768 kWh PER MONTH! He’s guzzling enough energy in that one home alone to power 232 US homes for a month! Remember that the next time he screams about your relatively invisible carbon footprint!

    Gore apparently couldn’t be reached for comment because he was on his private jet, burning more carbon based fuel than most of us use in a year, flying off to demand that everyone else go back to the stone ages. He added about $100,000,000 to his personal fortune last year doing just that, which should prove to anyone capable of rational thought, that his propaganda has NOTHING to do with the environment and has EVERYTHING to do with amassing as much money as he can get his grubby mitts on. His spokesperson did, however, say “He R a jeanyus. How dare ya queshun Him?”

    I wonder if any of the schools that have forced their captive audience full of malleable minds to watch Gore’s propaganda piece will even mention this. Yeah…Right…FAT CHANCE!

    I wonder if our children and grandchildren will even remember that their ancestors were once free. If we don’t stand up and put propagandists like Gore and friends down, I fear they will have no such chance.

    Solar Cycle 24 - It’s the Sun, Stupid!

    June 17, 2008 By: CO2 Liberator Category: Global Climate Change, Really Inconvenient Truths No Comments →

    Since scientists have begun documenting solar cycles, there have been 23such cycles. We are at the end of cycle 23 with the beginnings of cycle 24 just recently noticed. Simply put, a solar cycle is a period of sunspot activity which changes polarity with each cycle. The length and intensity of the sunspot cycle has significant implications to our climate, and, unlike anything you’ll see from Nobel prize crowd, solar activity actually correlates with earth’s climate history. Cycle 24 is just around the corner, and as geophysicist (that is a real and relevant scientist, unlike Al Gore’s hotel administrator) Philip Chapman, said, “It is time to put aside the global warming dogma, at least to begin contingency planning about what to do if we are moving into another little ice age.”

    Spotless Sun

    Recently, the sun seems to have lost it’s spots. There has been no sunspot activity for a fairly extended period, an occurrence which historically has correlated with periods of prolonged cold on Earth. The “Maunder Minimum,” which occurred in the late 17th and early 18th centuries, was a roughly 70 year period during the “Little Ice Age” during which solar activity decreased dramatically. Sunspots had been well documented for many years prior to the Maunder minimum, starting as early as the fourth century BC. Over a 50 year period during the Maunder Minimum, where 40,000-50,000 sunspots would typically have been observed, astronomers noted only 50.

    As was noted in a Financial Press article from last month, “During the Little Ice Age, the River Thames froze over, the Dutch developed the ice skate and the great artists of the day learned to love a new genre: the winter landscape. In what had been a warm Europe , adaptations were not all happy: Growing seasons in England and Continental Europe generally became short and unreliable, which led to shortages and famine. These hardships were nothing compared to the more northerly countries: Glaciers advanced rapidly in Greenland, Iceland, Scandinavia and North America, making vast tracts of land uninhabitable. The Arctic pack ice extended so far south that several reports describe Eskimos landing their kayaks in Scotland. Finland’s population fell by one-third, Iceland’s by half, the Viking colonies in Greenland were abandoned altogether, as were many Inuit communities. The cold in North America spread so far south that, in the winter of 1780, New York Harbor froze, enabling people to walk from Manhattan to Staten Island.

    The article continued: “In the same way that the Earth shivered when sunspots disappeared, the Earth warmed when sunspot activity became pronounced.” (emphasis mine) “The warm period about 1000 years ago known as the Medieval Warm Period — a time of bounty in which grapes grew in England and Greenland was colonized — also was a time of high sunspot activity, called the Medieval Maximum.”

    IMAGINE THAT!!!! As sunspot activity decreased, earth’s climate got cooler, and as sunspot activity increased, Earth warmed. IT’S THE SUN, STUPID!!!

    Al Gore and his bleating sheep baah baah out the whine about a 1° temperature increase over a 100 year period. In the last 10 years, we have seen a 0.65° DECREASE in temperature. Well, actually, temperatures remained virtually unchanged for most of that last decade, then dropped nearly the equivalent of Gore’s entire century in the last year alone. Did we suddenly dump massively more CO2 into the atmosphere in the last year? That’s what Gore and his sycophants would have you believe. They’ve even changed their blather from “global warming” to “global climate change” in recognition of the undeniable! Was there such a sudden and dramatic infusion of CO2 to the atmosphere, as Gore et all STILL claim to be the cause of “climate change?” OF COURSE NOT!

    The solar cycle has shifted. It is as DEAD SIMPLE as that. As with the rest of recorded history, earth’s climate changes in response to solar activity. It has done so before man came along, and it is doing so today. CO2 has nothing of any significance whatsoever to do with it. It’s the SUN, Stupid!

    BUT…as long as Al Gore and his mindless propaganda regurgitators continue to consume the complicit press and our even more mindless elected representatives continue to fall for anything that blames America first, last, and always, we will do everything humanly possible to do EXACTLY the opposite of what we need to do. Instead of taking every drop of oil out of the ground that we can extract and store, building more nuclear AND coal power plants, returning our food crops to food usage instead of turning it into inefficient gasoline-substitutes, and building the economies of the nations capable of preparing for a potential climate shift, we will, unfortunately for our children and grandchildren, refuse to sanely address our energy needs, starve much of the world in the name of absurd token fuel alternatives, and destroy the very economies that keep the world running, all in the name of the biggest hoax ever perpetrated on the world.

    That can all, of course, be changed. Do we have the courage and the will to call the kettle black (and Al Gore a lying moron)? Or will we sit silently and watch the propagandists perpetuate their lies to our own detriment?

    The Day the Constitution Died

    June 13, 2008 By: CO2 Liberator Category: News No Comments →

    On June 12, 2008, five unelected, unrepresentative lawyers sitting on the Supreme Oligarchical Throne of the United States declared themselves the sovereign authority in all matters relating to not only the United States, but apparently the entire planet. The ruling of the five US Supreme Court justices who have so routinely denied any significance of the US Constitution simply threw the two elected branches of the federal government out the door and declared their will superior to all others.

    All hail the self-appointed US Ruling Oligarchy: Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Anthony Kennedy, John Paul Stevens, Stephen Breyer, and David Souter.

    Justice Scalia, in his dissent, wrote “The Court today decrees that no good reason to accept the judgment of the other two branches is ‘apparent.’ What competence does the Court have to second-guess the judgment of Congress and the President on such a point? None whatever. But the Court blunders in nonetheless. Henceforth, as today’s opinion makes unnervingly clear, how to handle enemy prisoners in this war will ultimately lie with the branch that knows least about the national security concerns that the subject entails.”

    In fact, the five black-robed oligarchs have laid the groundwork for an overall declaration of supremacy. If they see no reason to so much as acknowledge government of the people, by the people, and for the people in this case, how can they be expected to do so in future cases?

    The arrogance of Justices Ginsburg, Breyer, Stevens, Souter, and Kennedy is absolutely astounding! As Scalia repeatedly points out in section B of his dissent, the oligarchs went so far as to fabricate precedent where none existed in order to write their fantasies into law! They selected specific words from their cited precedent COMPLETELY without context, fabricating meaning that was specifically and explicitly excluded from the very precedents they themselves cited! Not only has this anti-American bunch violated the US Constitution and countermanded BOTH elected branches of our government; they have even gone so far as to declare their current personal opinions superior to THEIR OWN previous personal decisions! In other words, this bunch has declared their whimsy of the moment superior to anything and everything!

    Further, the five oligarchs declared that their whimsical reach extends beyond the sovereign territory of the United States!

    Scalia noted that the Eisentrager case, which the oligarchs themselves cited in their decision, “held–held beyond any doubt–that the Constitution does not ensure habeas for aliens held by the United States in areas over which our Government is not sovereign.” Yet the oligarchs ignored the clear wording of their own citations and declared their current whimsy superior!

    With these five arrogant tyrants declaring themselves superior to all else, and an elected Legislative branch filled with weak-kneed and weaker-willed sheep who seem to think the term “Supreme Court” implies overall supremacy of these five individuals to ALL others, the US Constitution has now been completely replaced by five individual tyrants and their collective will-of-the-moment.

    God HELP America!

    1,000 Mile Per Gallon Engine

    June 12, 2008 By: CO2 Liberator Category: Global Climate Change No Comments →

    I am announcing today the design of an internal combustion engine that is capable of 1,000 miles per gallon! Sure, some will say that such a design is impossible, but I can guarantee you that a consensus of scientists will agree with my design, so the debate is CLOSED!

    How did I come up with such a design? Why, the same way that the consensus of Global Warming…er…I keep forgetting, it’s Global Climate Change now that the solar cycle has led to cooling, scientists have proven that man is responsible for global climate change. I used a computer model.

    Yes, I have developed a computer model to test my design, and it has PROVEN that the design works exactly as designed and that gasoline consumption is required only for starting the engine. I would like to open the design and the model to peer review at this time.

    Of course, just as the global climate change computer models have had to neglect some difficult-to-model phenomena, I have had to simplify my model as well. In my case I’ve left friction and heat out of the model. I’ve only left out two parameters. Al Gore’s scientists have neglected clouds, water vapor (the most prevalent greenhouse gas), solar variations, solar cycles, temperature variations within the atmosphere, and at least in most cases, common sense. I have skipped less than HALF as many significant factors as Gore’s “scientists” have, and I have even used verified data from past internal combustion engine performance. Gore’s “consensus” based their models on unverifiable, highly questionable, and in some cases, fabricated data, and their models have not even been able to predict the PRESENT, let alone the future! Sadly, that last issue is shared by my computer model as well, BUT… that hasn’t kept much of the world from swallowing …er… gaining an understanding of their models, so I do not believe it to be a significant detraction from my results either.

    My design is simple. In fact, it’s an awful lot like the engines that are under most of your hoods today. Here it is for your viewing enjoyment:

    According to my calculations, and as verified by my global-warming-superior computer model, this engine requires fuel ONLY when it is cranked. With no friction and no loss of energy to heat, it will simply run and run and run until the driver turns it off. AMAZING, huh?

    Now, where do I sign up for one of those Nobel prizes?